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  <title>Land of the Yellow Hat</title>
  <subtitle>Absurdities</subtitle>
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    <name>enoba</name>
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  <updated>2009-06-16T02:38:43Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:4859</id>
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    <title>Embarrassed me thinks.</title>
    <published>2009-06-16T01:52:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-16T02:38:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Not to flog a dead horse (or whatever the expression is) but...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/enoba/pic/00026as1" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:3969</id>
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    <title>enoba @ 2009-04-24T19:02:00</title>
    <published>2009-04-24T23:04:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-24T23:04:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Champ – I love that part!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/enoba/pic/0001td0y" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:3338</id>
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    <title>Check out the headgear!!!</title>
    <published>2009-04-12T18:47:09Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-12T18:54:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I found this when I was poking around the internet for cool hats.  I love how Hope Lange manages to make such a geeky piece of absurdity classy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/RadioHat.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:3195</id>
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    <title>For the lack of anything better to do:</title>
    <published>2009-04-12T01:48:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-12T01:48:01Z</updated>
    <category term="hats"/>
    <category term="abbot &amp;amp; costello"/>
    <content type="html">If you like hats as much as I do...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;/lj-embed&amp;gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:2468</id>
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    <title>S.A.D</title>
    <published>2009-02-14T14:07:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-14T14:07:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Singles Awareness Day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The perfect opportunity to hang with the girlfriends and forget all about all boys who are not nearly as interesting as their fictional counterparts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The End</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:2272</id>
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    <title>proper use of turn signals</title>
    <published>2009-02-08T03:41:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-08T03:41:46Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">"The signals provided for in section eleven hundred sixty-four shall be used to indicate an intention to turn, change lanes, or start from a parked position and not be flashed on one side only on a parked or disabled vehicle, or flashed as a courtesy or "do pass" signal to operators of other vehicles approaching from the rear."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am so sick of people not using their turn signal and then getting mad at me for assuming they have no intention to turn.  I DO NOT READ MINDS PEOPLE!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, rant over signal or don't signal, just don't kill me.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:2003</id>
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    <title>The Vicious Panda</title>
    <published>2009-02-07T03:47:09Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-07T03:47:09Z</updated>
    <category term="scare"/>
    <category term="bear"/>
    <category term="beware"/>
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    <lj:music>Arcade Fire</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/enoba/pic/0001ghgf/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/enoba/pic/0001ghgf" width="150" height="113" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once I met a Panda bear&lt;br /&gt;that gazed at me with chilling stare&lt;br /&gt;I asked that panda "why the glare?&lt;br /&gt;I do not think your ire is fair!"&lt;br /&gt;But Panda held its death cold stare&lt;br /&gt;that set on edge my every hair.&lt;br /&gt;He held it 'til I could not bear&lt;br /&gt;to linger longer in his lair.&lt;br /&gt;and so I ran as fast as I dared&lt;br /&gt;through a door and down a stair,&lt;br /&gt;And there was papa on his chair&lt;br /&gt;reading news with weary air&lt;br /&gt;"Papa papa there's a bear"&lt;br /&gt;I paused to take a gulp of air&lt;br /&gt;"it glared and glared and stared and stared&lt;br /&gt;and wouldn't stop and now I'm scared"&lt;br /&gt;So Papa set me on his chair&lt;br /&gt;and hugged me tight and said "there, there,&lt;br /&gt;I'm sure he meant no harm that bear&lt;br /&gt;he really cannot help the stare&lt;br /&gt;so why don't we go back up there&lt;br /&gt;and tuck you in my princess fair"&lt;br /&gt;So papa took me back upstairs&lt;br /&gt;and tucked me in right next to bear&lt;br /&gt;who I thought was nice to share&lt;br /&gt;his nice and soft and cozy lair.&lt;br /&gt;I soon forgot my midnight scare&lt;br /&gt;and came to love my panda bear&lt;br /&gt;in spite of his unwitting stare&lt;br /&gt;and now is posted by our lair&lt;br /&gt;a sign that reads "Two bears: Beware!"</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:enoba:532</id>
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    <title>lol :) :) ;)</title>
    <published>2009-02-05T23:59:06Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-06T00:12:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://failblog.org/2009/02/05/toy-fail-3/"&gt;&lt;img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-12404" title="fail-owned-torture-toy-fail" src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/02/fail-owned-torture-toy-fail.jpg" alt="fail owned pwned pictures" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;see more &lt;a href="http://failblog.org"&gt;pwn and owned pictures&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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